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healthier-each-day:

milk-eggs-vodka:

gosh mom I don’t work out to be “cute” and “petite” I work out to have legs that are strong enough to crush the souls of 10,000 men

that´s the spirit

Posted 9 hours ago With 8,016 notes

Joke of the day.

drtanner-sfw:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, 「Can you all see me now?」

「Yes.」
「Oui.」
「Sí.」
「Ja.」

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Alright, I grinned a little bit.

Posted 10 hours ago With 275,130 notes