i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
ah, here i am, talking to two different people about how much i dislike pears. why? because there is a random can of pears sitting on my desk. i have no idea how that got there but all i know is that its there, it isnt expired, and i hate it.